Monday, October 31, 2011

Fight of the Day: Godzilla vs Hulk

In one corner you have the King of Monsters himself, Godzilla!

In another corner is the Green Goliath the Hulk

Sorry Godzilla, but this is another fight that you're bound to lose.

The Hulk is of course known for his immeasurable strength. While he starts out at a certain power level, the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets.

In the comics there's no known limit to the Hulk's strength, being presumably strong enough to tear planets apart with his bare hands.

So while I imagine that Godzilla gets the upper hand throughout most of the fight, as it prolongs the Hulk will get stronger and stronger.

Godzilla will no doubt smack Hulk around with his tail, throwing him through various buildings and smashing him down with his foot.

He'll even utilize his famous fire breath in order to create as much damage as possible, maybe even incinerating most of the Hulk's body...

...but by this point the Hulk is just starting. With his healing ability he'll regrow to his peak level in no time.

Then he'll utilize his famous monster hand slap to create enough of a hurricane wind to knock back Godzilla.

It will finally end with the Hulk jumping from the top of nearby skyscraper, smashing his fists onto Godzilla's head as he screams "Hulk Smash!"

Fights over right then and there.


  1. Godzilla survived a black hole attack... I think he could easily dispose of the Hulk. I think your 180 off.

  2. A Meeting of Monsters
    By Michael L. King

    Godzilla would probably have never noticed the relatively tiny, green creature. It was sleeping in the foliage of this small, nameless, otherwise uninhabited, offshore island. Godzilla inadvertently stepped on it.

    Godzilla certainly couldn’t comprehend that they both had come here to take a rest from the ceaseless, hounding pursuit and attacks by the fearful masses with their guns, missiles, tanks, planes and bombs!

    Had Godzilla stepped just a few feet to one side or the other, they would be blissfully unaware of one another. Now, because of how events played out, they now would never forget each other!

    Godzilla had just come ashore out of the tepid ocean water and had intended to take a soothing nap under the warm tropical sun. Unbeknownst to Godzilla, the tiny green creature had exactly the same idea and was already resting on the soft beach sand under the fronds of a swaying palm tree.

    Tons of pressure came down upon the small, green creature. Godzilla’s foot pressed him deeply into the packed beach sand. Any other creature would simply have been crushed to death. Not this one. He just woke up angry! VERY ANGRY!
    Godzilla didn’t give the little creature even half a thought as it burst out of the compacted sand in Godzilla’s footprint and proceeded to roar, rage and curse at the passing leviathan.
    Godzilla didn’t really notice him at all until suddenly…PAIN! The little green creature had actually managed to shatter one of Godzilla’s toenails!
    Ordinarily, that would never have been a problem since Godzilla’s healing factor, Replicator G-1, should have healed it near instantly. Godzilla didn’t know that the presence of high levels of hard radiation ,such as gamma rays, would inhibit his healing.
    This little green creature was painfully annoying! Godzilla tried to reach down, grab him and toss him away, but He was much too agile and persisted in avoiding Godzilla’s grasp.

    Godzilla decided to end this folly with a well placed tail smash, but the force of the tail was diverted and whipped around and smacked Godzilla’s chest and face.

    This was HUMILIATING!

    Godzilla raised a foot with the intent of a fight ending stomp, but the little green creature jumped up to Godzilla’s other leg and WHAM!

    Godzilla’s kneecap was shattered! 600,000 tons fell and struck the island with seismic fury! Godzilla was face forward, flat on his belly and unable to rise until his healing factor could resume.

    The little green man actually approached Godzilla’s fallen face while continuing to rage and curse. He walked up to Godzilla’s mouth, reared back, and SMASH! Dislodged one of Godzilla’s teeth!

    As blood poured into Godzilla’s mouth, Godzilla decided that it had had enough! It’s spine began to glow, It took a deep breath and WHOOSH!…and then, Godzilla passed out.

    Godzilla woke up later and the little green creature was gone. It’s healing factor had done it’s job now that the source of gamma radiation was gone.

    Godzilla never even realized that it’s breath was similar to the event that created the little green man. They were, in a way, brothers of a radioactive age!

    It did realize however that it never wanted to step on THE HULK ever again!

  3. also the hulk absorbs radiation which in turn can fuel him, and the more radiation he absorbs, the bigger he gets too, so this battle could turn out ugly for godzilla even more than described :)

  4. If godzilla both godzilla and hulk absorb nuclear energy then shouldn't godzilla absorb so much from hulk so that he become so big that his skeleton just breaks ? or , won't hulk grow to that same size and the same happens?
    or , wouldn't godzilla's radioactivity mutate hulk even further? couldn't just climb into godzillas mouth and let the radiation make him so big it breaks his jaw? there's just too many possibilities for this

  5. what happens when a bullet hits a person? Same with this fight. The hulk would eventually rip right through Godzilla or rip off something that Godzilla would miss. Godzilla does have a healing factor, but the longer he gets the weaker he gets. Hulk is the opposite. Hulk wins hands down.

    1. i respectfully disagree. while the hulk does get stronger as he gets angrier, godzilla has a few tricks up his sleeve. 1. regenerative healing factor, 2. radiation and energy absorption(any type of energy including gamma radiation)3. godzilla also gets stronger as he gets angrier (as seen when he was featured in marvel comics)and last but not least number 4 incredible yeah, i do not see the hulk winning this fight anytime soon.